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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Actually no. A transsternal access to the heart is impossible with stone tools, even obsidian. Middle american ritual sacrifices were performed transphrenic – they had less problems with the complications of that access as they didn't intend their victim to survive, in contrast to — most — modern surgeons.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Yes, I made the ritual description up for a joke. I've never performed a human sacrifice.