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submitted 7 months ago by onlinepersona to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Actual assembly in mainstream use:
x86
arm
risc v

mainstream byte code:
jvm
.net (I think)
wasm

fake assembly people may write:
llvm
wasm

wat (web assembly text) is actually written is S-expressions, like lisp but without code as data.

Edit: formatting

[–] starman 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

.NET thing is called IL

[–] secana 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The runtime is even called "common language runtime" (clr), as it is intended to support many different languages, which the jvm never was.

[–] starman 8 points 7 months ago

Languages like F# or (God forbid) VB.NET