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Probably the wrong meme format (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by onlinepersona to c/programmer_humor
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Let's reinvent java bytecode but... different

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[โ€“] RonSijm 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Java makes things run in a VM

Docker makes things run in a VM

Virtualbox makes things run in a VM

Why did we need any of those things, should have just put everything in Java instead right ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

All software should be made to run in SCUMMVM.