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Let's reinvent java bytecode but... different

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can't compile C to java bytecode, they are fundamentally incompatible. But you can compile C to wasm, which is what you want for a good universal bytecode. Java is shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
  1. Compile jvm into wasm
  2. ???
  3. Be universally hated