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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by JPDev to c/programmer_humor
 

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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yep, easy as that, just that each method takes months.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

or years in some cases

[–] RandomVideos 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How are you implementing bug catching and autofixing in a couple of months

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, that part is a bit iffy, but managers and product owners will believe it.