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Google cosplay is not business-critical (programming.dev)
submitted 8 months ago by suy to c/programmer_humor
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Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

  • You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
  • Also microservices.
  • Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
  • Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

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