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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Never bought it, never will. I don't understand people sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Apparently their market is recovering alcoholics that want to feel like they're holding a beer can when they're out with friends.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

That's... actually pretty cool. It tells me the water itself is actually not the product, it's the can design. They're essentially selling a way of overcoming the very real social anxiety alcoholics can go through when they give up booze, but don't want to give up the social lives they've built around drinking.

I was all ready to hate on this, but if it's actually legitimately helping people stay off alcohol while maintaining a social life, then I can't really fault it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Non-alcoholic beer exists and is available in cans. They even figured out how to make it taste like the "real" thing.

As someone who doesn't drink alcohol anymore but still loves the taste of beer, I highly recommend it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Non-alcoholic and near-zero-ABV beers don't comport with a lot of people's sobriety.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Neither does being around other people when they drink, but some of us prefer not to close ourselves off to the rest of the world rather than making adjustments to make it easier to have a good time without getting drunk.

Just because some people are absolutists doesn't make you any more drunk from drinking beer with the alcohol content equivalent of a ripe banana (0.5% ABV) or less.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not about being an absolutist; it's about understanding every person's sobriety is unique. I think you should focus on growing some empathy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have plenty of empathy. Maybe don't say that every person's sobriety is unique as a way to invalidate a part of mine.

I understand that some people would consider the taste a trigger that might make them want to drink regular beer. That's how I feel about the smrll of cigarette smoke, even as I'm simultaneously repulsed by it.

For some of us, though, being able to have the pleasant taste without getting drunk makes it easier to stay sober than having no other source for it. It works for me and it works for A LOT of other people too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What brand(s) comes closest to tasting good, in your experience?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Athletic Company is good. People like the Heineken one. I don't drink those, though. I like a nice Hoplark or a nicer sparkling water (like Liquid Death) when I'm at an event where alcohol is prominent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

A lot of the ones I drink are only available in Denmark, but the Dutch Bavaria and the German Perlenbacher make non-alcoholic beers that taste great and (especially in the case of Perlenbacher) are actually cheap too!

Of the more pricey ones, Italian Peroni and Danish Mikkeler also have some delicious non-alcoholic ones.

There's tons of others too, especially if you (unlike me) don't mind a moderately to very hoppy taste. Those are just off the top of my head 🙂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I have no personal experience but I've heard people say that Heineken 0.0 is a good one

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I bought some on sale once because it was cheaper than normal bubble water. I laughed every time I drank one and my wife refused to be seen with them. "Darling, don't you need to murder your thirst?!" It was the best sale purchase I've made at the grocery store in recent memory.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As someone else said, recovering alcoholics, but also they market towards sustainability. Infinitely recyclable aluminum instead of single use bottles and all that. I'm still just gonna drink from the tap most of the time, but I'll pick one up on a road trip or if I'm going on a picnic or something

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Infinitely reciclable alluminum, but covered in plastic lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Unsure why your downvoted, aluminium cans have a plastic liner on the inside. Their "better" than plastic bottles but still contribute to waste plastic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

If I'm going to a party but not planning to drink, I'll always get some nonalcoholic drinks with me. If I can have a cool looking can or bottle, it's better. In general I get very much pleasure from uniquely designed drink containers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Their flavored seltzers are absolutely repulsive, and I say this as a huge seltzer drinker

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

They taste more mineral water than seltzer water to me. Much more similar to a Perrier than a LaCroix. To me, at least, this means they taste fine cold, but start to go off pretty quick as it heats up and flattens. So, they have the same problem I have with Perrier, in that they're in larger containers and thus more prone to getting warm before you finish it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Agreed. Polar or Waterloo is where it's at.