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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

All these comments and no one is going to point out that this is invalid?

The git stage and git commit don't have any terminator, so it's all one "command" and will fail. Then there's a single & between git commit and git push, so it would run in parallel, so it would also fail.

Also, don't git stage . people. Or at least do a git status before to make sure you didn't stage file-with-all-the-production-secrets

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

The comma and ampersand are plain English, not one big command

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Pffft... all of my api keys are open source. Having more eyes on them will make them more secure!