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[–] [email protected] 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I once had HR ask if I was familiar with G-I-T ( she spelled it out), for a moment, my only thought was "wtf is G-I-T".

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

I might be the dumb one in this one, but HR asked me if I know "design patterns".

"I mean, yes, I know some design patterns. Any specific?"

"No, just if you are familiar with design patterns."

"I mean, there are builder, strategy, sigleton, factory etc. Is the question really not more specific?"

"My paper just asks if the dev is familiar with design patterns."

"Ok. Yes."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of my first interviews in Canada I was asked what a “zed-index” is and was like what? A what now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Whenever I hear someone say "zed", it always throws me for a loop. I follow a Canadian streamer, and they use it in place of ~~"zero"~~ the letter "zee".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not Canadian, but as a Brit I also say Zed instead of Zee but I've never heard someone say Zed instead of Zero. WTF.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh, my bad. It was zed instead of the letter "zee".

It's 3am, and I'm exhausted, about to head to bed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Ahh, that must be where the DEVs use LUA and JAVA and whatever else always irks me. grumps irkily, for emphasis and illustration