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[โ€“] MajorHavoc 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Agreed.

We also deserve to be called, every so often, to see how we're doing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Heyyy its your super duper new project manager! I hope you are feeling a-mazing because you are my a-ce on the team. Anyways i need you to do things twice as fast, because we are running low on budget after sales promised another feature without extra billing and the CEO already signed off on it. Please make this happen somehow. If this project isn't succesfull i'll get fired and have to sell the house. But no pressure!