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What’s in a name? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even if they weren't you wouldn't be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You'll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them.