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What's stopping you from coding like this ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 9 months ago (3 children)

            
              I am not made out of silly putty.
I am not female.
I cannot code.
I am 120% less flexible than her.
I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
I don't want to.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

My back