They are losing their fucking minds.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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I'm a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I'm gay now
Have you tried saying "You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)" to her?
I don't know... is she a billionaire? Would she only MAYBE give birth to two children?
Who the fuck wants more than two children in 2024, anyway? Unless you're one of those basketful basket case people.
Quiverfull.
Like they're ammunition in the war against the Unchristian.
And brown people
I'm married to a 39 year old woman. That makes me like double gay.
My wife turns 44 in a week, and we only have one kid; oh honey I’m just 🎶flaaaaamiiiiiing🎶
I'm 40 dating a 37 year old. I must be a gay pedo?