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Boycotting punk (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Also "punk" is an excellent way to not swear! Because punk is also about punkin CHRISTIAN VALUES, you stupid motherpunkin' punks!

MxPx plays on a huge PA in the high school auditorium as he raises his arms over his head, fists clenched, salmon polo shirt collar rippling around his neck in the thick spring breeze somehow, even though it's indoors

Jesus was the first punk, you punks!

crowd noise surges to almost painful levels, he walks off stage holding a large burning cross above his head given to him by an assistant. The crowd pulsates closer to him as he walks away, and he sticks out his tongue and gives people the finger... the ring finger.

Frick off, you punkers! WTF!! What True Followers! LOL! Loving Our Lord! Thank you, good night!

crowd noise recedes as they all begin clapping and praying in the distance. Cut to a car, him, driver's seat, driving and Hawk Nelson playing in the car

Punkin' nailed it! Like our father to the cross! I'm so gay for that hot-abbed Jesus! Toga! Toga! Toga! I bet he had a great ding-donger on him. What a beseeching and beautiful man our savior was...

pulls into his fraternity parking lot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This was fantastic! If you haven't seen it already, I think you might enjoy Jenny Nicholson's introduction to the Church Play Cinematic Universe: https://youtu.be/ZK4gM7RC1M0?si=pjoHwez2JKdYHWUp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This... is. I can't tell you how happy I am right now, this is incredible. Thank you my punk in christ.