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Mine is from an early 2000s film called Vanilla Sky.

β€œThe sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (13 children)

No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, don't worry. Their idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

punch to stomach

That's for trying to take credit for other people's work!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

pointing at the user doubled over in pain

Ha ha!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Me to a Chinese teacher called Nick: 'Hello everybody! Hi Doctor Nick!'

*Confused face

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm good for like the first 10 seasons, which are the best 10 seasons. I grew up on it and rewatched a lot of them as an adult. It's funnier as an adult.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah seasons 3 through 8 were the Conan O'Brien years. That's the golden era.

But there are excellent episodes outside of that. I personally think "SE12 EP18 - Trilogy of Errors" is a top 5 episode. It's the one where marge cuts off homer's thumb, Milhouse finds fireworks in a cave and Lisa builds a ~~party~~ grammar robot. I haven't seen enough of seasons beyond like 20 or so to comment on them, but Ive heard they've actually been hitting a solid stride since the pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Linguo IS dead* πŸ€–

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I get the best eye-rolls followed by smiles from my wife when I say: β€œyou choo-choo choose me?”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re failing, Seymour! What’s with you and failing?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He's not just some guy, marge, he's a carny. And part of a noble tradition. Carnys built this country!

... The carnival part of it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Aw Lisa, honey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have three kids and no money, why can't I have no kids an three money!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The all ighty ..ollar?

Oh hahaha I get it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Β‘Parque Gordasico!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's bringing love, don't let it get away!! Break its legs!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BUT WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL BART? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The goggles, the do nothing!