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There were supposed to be 15 commandments, but Moses accidentally dropped and broke a tablet. What are some of the five missing commandments? (feddit.nl)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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And I know we're mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

            
Love yourself for you were created in My image

But not like that.
No, not like that either...
Listen you little shit, if I catch you doing that again I'll come down from this cloud and seduce your wife as a swan.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ignore copyright laws that haven't been invented yet and don't tell Zeus...