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When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago by hypnotic_nerd to c/programmer_humor

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915 days a year 😂

This is a screenshot short of my kucoin account that have me a year wrap

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the most secure code possible: brand new, closed-source, and written by the lowest bidder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

If you're talking about the exchanges, sure. If you're talking about crypto, all of the major cryptos are open source.

[+] [email protected] -15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

There's no lowest bidder here, how'd you even come up with that?

People employed in crypto are usually very well paid, because they have to be good at their jobs.

The absolute majority of cryptocurrencies is fully open source.

Seriously man, educate yourself before spitting nonsense.

Edit: I'd appreciate if anyone downvoting me provided their reasons for doing so, preferably with sources to back them up. I'm happy to provide examples to back my arguments up if requested.

[–] MadhuGururajan 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Website: "915 days in a year", you: "they are well paid and good at their job". Anyone seeing your comment: 🤨

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Anyone reading the thread would understand that I'm talking about crypto, not exchanges.

Well done though, peak comedy