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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I read this headline yesterday and it made me think of a time when California Psychics had commercials all over the place. A few hours later, I saw a California Psychics commercial on prime time NBC. The world is getting dumberer by the minute.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I haven't thought of those commercials in ages. What a throwback!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Well every late night memory of Miss Cleo has now fired.

"CALL ME NAO!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

AHHHHHH THAT WAS IT!!!

I was going to make the joke too but I couldn't remember her name!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

As an outsider

World ~~USA~~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Have you tried drinking water without lead in it, because it just doesn't taste the same.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I think you mean cinnamonious.