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You don't, you just release it as is and call it Early Access
Its a "LiVe SeRvIcE"
"Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10"
Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.
Yup, the most profitable are the ones with exploitative designs... genshin impact and honkai star rail make obscene amounts of money.
Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!
“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”
Any resigning version of this?