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[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Title text: If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.

[โ€“] popcar2 10 points 11 months ago
  • git pull

  • git add *

  • git commit -m "Some stuff"

  • git push

And occasionally when you mess up

  • git reflog

  • git reset HEAD@{n} (where n is where you wanna roll back to)

And occasionally if you mess up so hard you give up

  • git reset --hard origin/main

And there you go. You are now a master at using git. Try not to mess up.