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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (6 children)

That lava already has to break through literal kilometres of rock to get there. A few hundred (let’s be generous) extra meters of pourable rock ain’t gonna do shit.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But look at the picture, the lava is trapped.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The picture is dumb as hell. The lava would just flow out of the big gaping vertical hole in the front.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think we can still work with the spirit of the solution. The main issue is that the lava will break the concrete. The solution is pretty simple. If we take some buckets of water we can pour it into the volcano creating a layer of obsidian. Obsidian is much harder and will easily contain the magma.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Minecraft logic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Just get a bucket of water, ffs!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

What you mean? Cement stronk!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not to mention the average normal size of an opening you’d have to plug to begin with. Even if it didn’t just drain down the hole or dissolve the moment it got to lava, it would be a ludicrous amount of concrete just to make a layer a few feet thick. Even if you did manage to make a plug a hundred or more feet deep and it didn’t melt or move, an eruption would likely just blow the mountain apart from around it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All you'd need is ultra fast drying lava-proof concrete. I'm surprised no one has thought of that yet. Then once the crater vent is fully plugged you would just need to coat the rest of the mountain in the same concrete. Voila, problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I keep thinking about the big job we have ahead of us, paving over Yellowstone Park.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Don’t give them any ideas

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If it's concrete i think it will just explode upon contact because of the water content.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that “even if” of mine was doing some heavy lifting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I want to see it done just to see how far the concrete cap goes flying when it finally pops off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Concrete does explode upon contact with molten metal...I can't imagine how this doesn't end up in an explosion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Gonna need to see some credentials buddy. If I don't see volcanoologist, I'm leaving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or as the guy at bike shop put it "no you can't put duct tape on your pierced tyre. If a nail got through rubber, its probably gonna also get through tape."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Not that I want to defend using duct tape for this, but fixing a tyre isn't about keeping nails out but closing the hole after the last one.