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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (5 children)

i do the same thing. its called Murphy's law :D

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know what you're doing but I can't help myself. It's Cunningham's law.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cole's Law: if there's a salad, I want that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brannigan’s Love is like Brannigan’s cole slaw, wet and chunky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me a minute to realize this was a pun... shame on me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Cole's law is best with a burger.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'll be honest you almost for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahem, it’s called Poe’s law

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They're Super Cereal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah thats called laws of thermodynamics! And they were made up by Elvis together with is homy Obama (the guy without last name) who were known for their contributions to biology

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Are you talking about uncle Obama, well known for his banana?