this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
1027 points (95.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

19444 readers
33 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 100 points 11 months ago (5 children)

i do the same thing. its called Murphy's law :D

[–] [email protected] 135 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know what you're doing but I can't help myself. It's Cunningham's law.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cole's Law: if there's a salad, I want that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Brannigan’s Love is like Brannigan’s cole slaw, wet and chunky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Took me a minute to realize this was a pun... shame on me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Cole's law is best with a burger.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I'll be honest you almost for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ahem, it’s called Poe’s law

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

They're Super Cereal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah thats called laws of thermodynamics! And they were made up by Elvis together with is homy Obama (the guy without last name) who were known for their contributions to biology

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Are you talking about uncle Obama, well known for his banana?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)