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"UPDATE table_name SET w = $1, x = $2, z = $4 WHERE y = $3 RETURNING *",

does not do the same as

"UPDATE table_name SET w = $1, x = $2, y = $3, z = $4 RETURNING *",

It's 2 am and my mind blanked out the WHERE, and just wanted the numbers neatly in order of 1234.

idiot.

FML.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

this folks, is why you don't raw dog sql like some caveman

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Me only know caveman. Not have big brain only smooth brain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yep. If you're in a situation where you have to write SQL on the fly in prod, you have already failed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me doing it for multiple years in a Bank....Uhm...

(let's just say I am not outting my money near them... and not just because of that but other things...)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

it's time to commit sqlpukku

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell that to my former employer...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I swear it's part of the culture at some places. At my first full-time job, my boss dropped the production database the week before I started. They lost at least a day of records because of it and he spent most of the first day telling me why writing sql in prod was bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I genuinely think it makes more sense to write your own management system in a language of your choice rather than writing SQL by hand.

Of course, it makes more sense to just use one that's already out there. But still.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But the adrenaline man... some of us are jonkies of adrenaline but we are too afraid of anything more of physically dangerous...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You may be interested in suicide linux then. it's a distro that wipes your entire hard drive if you mistype a command

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raw dog is the fastest way to finish a task.

  • productivity
  • risk

It's a trade-off

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no way you're endorsing the way OP handled their data right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No, but people are sometimes forced to do these things because of pressure from management and/or lack of infrastructure to do it in any other way.

Definitely don't endorse it but I have done it. Think of a "Everything is down" situation that can be fixed in 1 minute with SQL.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Got it. I'm with you.