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It just did that by itself! (programming.dev)

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A book with the title "I didn't touch the computer, it just stopped working And Other Hilarious Jokes you Can Tell Someone from the IT Department.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

on my work computer, 99% of my issues are related to botched updates running in the background without my knowledge

I take responsibility for ~2% of the issues on my work system

Congrats on having 101% of your issues :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

98.5 rounds up to 99, 1.5 rounds up to 2%

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

~2% means approximately 2 percent. So still right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Sometimes math is hard.

Also sometimes I take responsibility for fucking up silent updates - I hear the fan spinning up but I still feel the need to reboot just to settle things down.