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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

[–] drew_belloc 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

At this point just create a script or alias called "fuckthis" that does that and then push direct to main

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's how you get a Boing

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have auto save on. A cron job running every minute with just git add . && git commit - m "wip"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

&& git push --force

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Have the name of the alias be "gti" or "gut"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
alias {gti,gut}='git commit -am "changes" && git push -f'
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of "git". Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

[–] KindaABigDyl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And any project worth their salt will reject it for two reasons:

  1. Unclear message/changes (potentially too many changes at once)
  2. Not signed
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I’ve got signing auto enabled though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Doesn't work for me idk why, it'll ignore the message, and i have to commit again before i can push