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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

I will bulk purchase grey-market bootleg toner from shady overseas websites before I go back to a inkjet…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're lucky it might be cut with something cheaper like pure cocaine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's fine, you only ever need to replace it like once a decade or so