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[–] andioop 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'd imagine that you graduate high school at 18 and choose to go to college for the next 4, meaning you graduate as a 22-year old. Add or subtract a year for birthdays that align oddly with the academic year.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No no, why didn't you graduate in 3 years? Do you even want to get that second interview?

If you graduated in 5 years, don't even bother submitting an application unless your github looks like mine.

/s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Could you explain the gap in june on your github? /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Time well spent wanking

[–] Senal 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Apologies, i cannot divulge that information as per the NDA i signed at the time.

/s

[–] ulterno 5 points 5 days ago