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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.

If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

What? You don't run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.

[–] ICastFist 8 points 1 day ago

There must be more join statements than column names