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submitted 2 days ago by potoo22 to c/programmer_humor

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

#define if while #define true false

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or a classic:

#define true (rand() % 2)
#define false (rand() % 2)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That's evil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'd like the IOCCC.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Great times. And new rules every year!