I was going to write that every function should be a service as sarcasm, then I realized that's exactly what this article is proposing. Now I'm not even sure how to make a more ridiculous proposal than this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

IaaS Instructions as a Service

Want to know if a value is odd? Boy have we got the API for you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Boy have we got the API for you!

https://getfullyear.com/

[–] zlatko 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's probably AI-supported slop.

[–] sirdorius 4 points 4 days ago

Ah, you're right

[–] bitcrafter 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I had been willing to give the author the benefit of the doubt that this was all part of a big joke, until I saw that the rest of their blog postings are also just like this one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Why would your whole function be 1 service? That is bad for scalability! Your code is bad and the function will fail 50% of the time half way through anyway. By splitting up the your function in different services, you can scale the first half without having to scale the second half.