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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] Tja 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spinnaker? MongoDB? EnterpriseDB?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If Oracle works for the application and you want to save money, you’ll stick to SQL. Probably Postgres, MySQL, or MariaDB.

[–] Tja 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All of those are open source, so nothing to sell really (well, except MySQL, which is Oracle).

EnterpriseDB is the closest you can get to "selling" Postgres.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m sure EDB isn’t the only one in town selling support contracts for open source applications. It is a lucrative business.

[–] Tja 1 points 4 days ago

Not the only one, but the closest one.