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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don't even need to work out.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it's like I worked out twice!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately they don't allow it at the casino so I can't smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Army commander says "smoke 'em if you got 'em" right before we enter battle, but I already have (for health benefits).