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If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don't even need to work out.
Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it's like I worked out twice!
Unfortunately they don't allow it at the casino so I can't smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)
Army commander says "smoke 'em if you got 'em" right before we enter battle, but I already have (for health benefits).