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Anon achieves optimal testosterone (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately they don't allow it at the casino so I can't smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Army commander says "smoke 'em if you got 'em" right before we enter battle, but I already have (for health benefits).