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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is why we praise them and spin every statement in a positive light

"I admire your creativity, but no we do not currently allow emojis in usernames"

[–] logging_strict 4 points 1 day ago

"I admire your creativity. Will talk with our team, get their feedback, and timeline. See when can add support for emojis in usernames"

[–] logging_strict 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just got back from talking with our team. The senior coder in charge of emojis in usernames is currently upgrading the windmills in the uk, having been able to enhance efficiency by 0.001%. Wow! Thats 14 Mega tons of CO2 removed from the atmosphere every year!

Will take the weekend to get commercial Fusion energy rolled out and right after that will address your issue. Which i'm sure many other users will be thankful you brought to our attention. And luckily had the right man for the job on staff. He's amazing, capable, enthusiastic, and eager to help.