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Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage (hard-drive.net)

submitted 21 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

There are plenty of toll evaders, homeless, minorities, and otherwise lesser people whose lives you could have taken, and were that the case I would not feel so inclined to mete out such a harsh sentence but in this instance you leave me no choice but to impose the harshest ruling possible.

Never change, The Onion, never change!

Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

You mean hard-drive?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

hard drive 😔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Bold of you to assume my drive gets hard....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Reading is hard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's a sub called the onion brother, people assuming the articles posted being from the onion is the default

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Half of the posts aren't even from the onion here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But the community name sure is the onion right? So if someone comes in here and assumes the article is from the onion then that's a pretty reasonable assumption right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

I thought so too but then I counted. Apparently there are a lot more satire sites that are gaining popularity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Hard drive