You're right. I will post this to get you off my nuts. Based on their reporting, it does actually look like earnings are down. Does this account for stock buybacks and all the shady things corporations do these days though? I don't know. Let's look at CEO pay while we're at it. 
Yes it does. It's reasonable to assume profits are soaring as well.
F. your record profits! Pay up! We want record wages!
this would unironically make me feel like I succeeded
#1, during all eras: they didn't get the space-travel part in space-time correct.
Nude fencing would be lit
Fair point. My guess would be they might like a trade-off of 1 centipede for dozens or hundreds of spiders. But I don't mess with the house spiders either, they're cool too.
I did need to help it out, you were right, thank you.
It's a house centipede. They're good guys, especially if you don't like spiders.
I fully intend on letting this fella continue to live on inside the house. I hear they live for years, and take care of little critters.
Shout-out lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver
Good lord, the existential dread!