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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagining that you Macguyvered the DEER and rode IT home!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I actually landed on the deer and it got up without kicking me, but in my thoroughly concussed state I thought the best course of action was to just make some huge stream of thought facebook post and basically narrate my ordeal lol

But yeah I had a rottweiler-sized bruise on the left side of my body, shit was gnarly. It was a long ass night

[–] riskable 4 points 1 week ago

It was a tired story until OH DEER it wasn't anymore.