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Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It (www.latintimes.com)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

my auntie Karen smokes hash and lives in the rockies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

She sounds cool..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

She constantly asks to see the manager so she can get them baked