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[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

my auntie Karen smokes hash and lives in the rockies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

She sounds cool..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

She constantly asks to see the manager so she can get them baked