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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (7 children)

As long as it wasn't in a row

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

What if was in a column?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Don't kink shame me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you found the Optimal Tip-to-Tip efficiency it’s doable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget to account for girth similarity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fucking billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about if it was all at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Paging MC's porn producing cousin SM Escher!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What about side to side