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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie's excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming!

This is the SEALPOOP specification:

  1. an assembler must create a binary program which satisfies the programmer's specifications.
  2. a compiler must translate the programmer's code into SEALPOOP's parallel instruction set source, which should be fed into the SEALPOOP PISS assembler.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that's going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, they have DreamBerd

Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.