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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

[–] andnekon 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't get why I don't like Rust then

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

You will, comrade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Do you like Russian, tho? Some Russians I've encountered did find it overcomplicated at times... Но в целом понимаю: мне норм заходит энглиш, а жабаскрипт вообще мимо

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

вообще мимо

Please help, я это не понимаю.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Basically translates to "despite me liking English, js is not my cup of tea". "Вообще мимо" can also be more literally translated as "a complete miss", but I'm not entirely sure if it's used that way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah! That makes sense. I wasn't expecting мимо to act like a noun in this way. Большое спасибо.

[–] andnekon 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I think it's a beautiful and expressive language. I also do like Java, though.

[–] Scoopta 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I also love Java, especially all the goodies added in 17. I'm not German though... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe you‘d have fun learning german then ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You are now. Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Have you ever tried kotlin?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Swabian here. I like C#. Guess that fits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's the reason I'm deeply offended. I'm german too. 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm also German, and our beautiful language being compared to java feels like an insult to me.

Strength in diversity, I guess