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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

blew my inheritance on hookers and blow, now what?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Have you considered multiple inheritance. It's an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I'm trustworthy. Trust me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔

... She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you're cool I guess? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.

[–] MajorHavoc 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow. "peak shareholder value" is what I shall now call "multiple inheritance", from now on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I like it. I'd let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp