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Java Was The Future (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's java. Extremely drawn out method names is it's calling card.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One might even say it's an ExtremelyDrawnOutMethodNamesFactoryImpl

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

... BeanAbstractBeanFactory

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

And slow startup times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Java isn't as verbose as Appkit/UIKit, I think. Take a look: https://developer.apple.com/documentation/uikit/nstextselectiondatasource https://developer.apple.com/documentation/appkit/nstextinputclient

[–] MajorHavoc 13 points 2 months ago

Lol. Two things can both be bad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm unfamiliar with Mac programming but that looks normal. Do those function calls become absurdly long when used?

Here's one I found on Google from the jdk:

InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter

Yes that's not a typo, internalframe is repeated.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I mean, it’s dumb but I know what it is. It’s the painter for the internal frame’s title pane maximize button, which is in the internal frames title, which is in the internal frame.

It’s essentially a dumb way of writing: InternalFrame.Title.MaximizeButton.Painter