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For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Pickles should be served as a spear on the side as a palate cleanser between the sandwich and the fries/chips and have no place on the sandwich.

Of course there’s always the exception to the rule, the Cuban sub.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Go on and get up on that hill, because you're dead-ass wrong about this.

You're telling me you ain't putting pickles on a hamburger? In a tuna salad?? On fried chicken sandwich???

You should be institutionalized for your depravity.

Tho I agree the dill pickle spear makes a great palate cleanser and that more meals should contain this element if not in dill pickle spear form, in some other acidic tasty treat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It better not be touching any part of my food till I'm ready though. I don't want my bun getting soggy from it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

When I'm packing sandwiches I'll keep the tomato and pickle separate for just this reason

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Preach it. The pickles just turn to mush from the heat of the sandwich and that ain't right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Using the wrong pickles, then. Get the deli style thicker versions, and they never go mushy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

A pallet cleanser also implies that you wait to eat your fries/chips after your done with your sandwich. Those things are getting eaten at the same time. Hell, sometimes the fries are going on the sandwich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A proper Reuben features pickles, sauerkraut, corned beef, Swiss cheese and Russian dressing. Most restaurants will replace the pickles and Russian dressing with Thousand Island dressing. Blasphemers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

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