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How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons...
"Big Parma" heh
Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine
And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…
They’re coming for our Gruyère next.
Someone else who knows Cheez Waffies!? They were the absolute best snack. They vanished when we jumped to the bad timeline. There is no replacement; I've checked. :(
Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.
For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.
Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.
Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it
You go to Big Ched instead and ask them to sponser you