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Malware As A Service (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Are the Mac and Linux machines having BSOD (-style) issues and trouble booting?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

No, because CrowdStrike didn't bork the drivers for those systems. They could have, though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Nope, because they only shipped a corrupted windows kernel module.

It's dumb luck that whatever process resulted in them shipping a broken build didn't impact the other platforms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

They've got Paid BSOD, I've got FreeBSD, we're not the same.

[–] pkill 1 points 4 months ago

isn't XNU more decoupled than Windows kernel?