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Seriously how many times does this have to happen (lemmy.world)

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One does not commit or compile credentials

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This meme was brought to you by the PyPI Director of Infrastructure who accidentally hardcoded credentials - which could have resulted in compromissing the entire core Python ecosystem.

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[–] MajorHavoc 19 points 3 months ago

I actually do have a dollar for every API key I or my team have committed inside a config file.

And...I'm doing pretty well.

Also, I've built some close friendships with our Cybersecurity team.