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See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it
Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don't have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.
Whoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.
Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right?
sudo systemd restart heartDepends on who's working the terminal, nano vs vim difference