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How programmers comment their code (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 5 months ago (4 children)

/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
    return stupidFuckingInteger;
}

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The lack of a return type declaration makes this sooo good.

[–] expr 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It has the return type declared to be double.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

I cannot read. Even better.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

This being a double physically hurts

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense, people looking for int would find a double

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Happy cake day!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a job I had where c# summaries were mandatory and people used a documentation generator just like that.

/// Ages the Category. public int AgeCategory (...)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

plenty of APIs in Java have documentation like that and it is worst when I read the documentation in order to find out the definition of the nouns and verbs used there and then it is just like that